post 4th of july doggylogue…

so, leading up to the fourth of july holiday, mave and lucy decided to take off and go for a swim…

the thelma and louise of the doggy set...

the thelma and louise of dogs…

where did they go?  who knows?  despite the stern questioning and talking-to given by hubbkf, they wouldn’t say.  i’ve given up on the questions and just go for the lecture since they never answer anyways.  we’re thinking they headed for the mn river which is located over the hill next to our house…they’ll jump in an overflowing river, but two inches of water in the bathtub terrify them…dogs, who knows what goes on in those little brains!

soggy but cute maeve

soggy but cute maeve

when maeve thought hubbkf wasn’t looking, she let down the tough bitch act…

you just want to squeeze her, don’t you?  but she was pretty stinky…

shortly after this escapade, i found my missing eyeglasses…my good ones, mind you, that i had to pay out the nose for…they were on maeve’s window sill where she placed them after nabbing them off the coffee table.  at least she didn’t chew on the lenses, just the sides…i’m fashion forward enough to think i can get away with wearing slighty chewed on frames…

this isn't the first time i've thought about stuffing her in the trunk...

this isn’t the first time i’ve thought about stuffing her in the trunk…

so this leads us to the fourth…we humans were northward bound for the weekend…maeve attempted to stow away with the rest of the luggage, but unfortunately her color scheme was not conducive to such…

a response to my new friend carol…

i’ve very recently embarked on a long distance relationship…one between myself and ‘carol’ who is miles and miles away from reality…our correspondence thus far.  warning: she is a dittohead…

below, is my most recent epistle to st. carol:

yes, carol, the man who continually refers to women who refuse to live their lives barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen and dependent on males as ‘feminazis’ just looooooooves women…you can feel the love just dripping off his dulcet tones…and the same man who demanded that fluke and all the women who use contraception tape their intimate moments and send him those tapes to watch is indeed displaying a decency that is obviously so advanced, someone like me and thousands of others cannot grasp it…

i don’t ‘hate’ anyone…i only used ‘snideness’ in my response to you as you were looking down your nose at fluke and the thousands of women using birth control with the misguided notion (placed there by rush, who clearly does not know how birth control, women’s bodies work or insurance works) that women who use contraception are rampant sex fiends. you also stated that fluke needed to get out in the real world and then she’d know what was what…that’s why i included her bio, so you could clearly see that she has been a part of the real world…and i would venture to guess that if one can be accepted into georgetown’s school of law, one would have to be intelligent, hard working and responsible…

i see a lot of the commentors are suggesting that fluke and her friends go to planned parenthood to get free birth control…i thought planned parenthood was bad and only performed abortions?

and let’s not forget about the ‘socialism’ aspect of planned parenthood, social security and medicare…if we’re all so afraid of it, wouldn’t it be best to get rid of it? i don’t see where every citizen of our great country doesn’t have the right to decent healthcare is ‘socialiist’ especially since s.s. and medicare are not perceived as such by those who use them…even our founding fathers dabbled a bit in that area…why is it wrong to wish to alleviate sickness and suffering? it seems to me that that is what we call human decency…

and in the end, fluke did not ask for taxpayers to cover her birth control costs…again, that was a misunderstanding and miscommunication on rush’s part…instead of vilifying women who are taking care of their health and forgetting that we are fully functioning human beings not just a bunch of vaginas and ovaries, we should be doing what we can to make sure that when and if a woman chooses to have children, they go into motherhood with the best possible health and getting the best possible health care…after all, a country as great as ours deserves to and depends on our littlest citizens getting the best start they can…

…and we have a winner!

since andrew breitbart has now assumed, as rush limbaugh says, room temperature, i guess that leaves rushbo himself as the most heinous person on the air…

i just read today about his latest attempt at ‘humor’ targeted at females (are we still referred to as ‘feminazis’?) so, i’m still trying to process the gross stupidity and rampant misogyny of the whole thing…rush, true to form obfuscates the real issues in his continual schticks of ‘ooohhh liberals are stupid, weak, misguided, socialist, fascist, heathenish, depraved wastes of skin’ and ‘women are stupid, vindictive, male-hating sluts’with his remarks about sandra fluke and other women who use contraceptives…

i love how he just de-humanizes all women with his, ‘oh ho! these wimmens are such huge sluts they have to pop the birth control pills like pez to keep from getting knocked up!’ i can only guess that he realizes that fluke is likely on birth control pills being as it’s one of the most easy and reliable methods to avoid pregnancy and that, as a pill user himself, he only knows that every time he takes a boner pill or an oxycontin, that his weiner goes up or that he floats away to whatever hellish fantasy world it is he escapes to every time he throws his ‘medication’ into his yammering yaw…

but apparently, the innerworkings of women and how birth control and insurance works are lost on him, as he seems convinced that he is paying directly for all these slutty sluts’ pills and rubbers, just as i am surely paying for his boner pills and pain killers…

how stupid is this man? and his dittohead fans? i used to have to listen to him back in my early radio days and at first found his parodies to be slightly amusing…but the idiocy and misogyny wore thin pretty quickly and i began to pray that a huge meteor would wipe the offices of the eib network off the face of the earth…he has always had the knack of purposely misunderhending facts and issues and instead twisting them to suit his depraved fancy, but really, how can somebody be this dumb and still have such a big following and even bigger bank account? and how the fuck has he found one, let alone multiple, women to marry him?!?!?

eck…typing that last sentence squicked me out in a way that i may not recover from…which brings me next to his, ‘but hey! if you slutty mcsluthotpants are going to be doing it, at least tape it so we can watch!’ just fits right in with his ‘women are only here to please men and keep their mouths shut about their feelings and rights’ mindset…so, is rush saying he wants to watch women get it on with men? which means he would also be seeing men doing it…which sounds slightly ghey…and teh ghey appall rush…or is he hoping that the sluts are getting it on with each other? which…is also…ghey? but if it’s bitchez involved it’s not ghey? in any case, watching others get it on is probably rush’s only mode of sexual gratification…well, except for the rent boys…

and, i see now that newt is applauding rush’s apology as being the right thing to do…really? newt gingrich? the same newt gingrich who cheated on his dying wife…yeah, that’s a classy endorsement right there…