get thee to thy fainting couch…

Calling a near-nude Madonna onstage a “hussy” or “tart” would be considered crude in a way that her mock crucifixion and simulated sex acts are not.

this is simply the most delightful thing i have read in days…perhaps even weeks! ha, ha…’hussy’ and ‘tart’?! oh. my.

um…maybe 150 years ago it would have been ‘crude’ though i’m not really sure where…but no, vd, it’s not ‘crude’…in fact, it would be fucking hilarious if your 80 year old grandma said it…mildly entertaining if your smartass friend said it, laughable when nearly anybody says it…but just plain weird-o when you say it…

hussy and tart…good day, sirrah!